🎄 White elephant · Stocking stuffer · Gag gift
Santa's Butt
Tissue Holder
Pull a tissue. Watch the whole room cry laughing.
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Looks like a cute Santa… until someone needs a tissue.
He sits there all innocent with his little wink. Then somebody sneezes, reaches for a tissue and pulls it straight out of Santa's butt. The whole room loses it. Every. Single. Time.
How it works
1Load himSlide a pack of tissues inside.
2PullA tissue pops out of his butt.
3WatchEveryone cries laughing.
Soft plush Santa. Rosy cheeks, fluffy beard, a cheeky wink and his pants around his knees.
A fresh tissue every pull. The next one pops right up, ready for the next victim.
Refills with regular tissues. Use the tissues you already have.
Where Santa lives
🚗The car consoleRoad-trip tissues, Santa style.
💼The office deskThe white elephant MVP.
🚽The guest bathroomYour in-laws will talk about it.
🎄The coffee tableThe decoration nobody forgets.
Santa Tissues vs.
a boring tissue box
| Santa | Box | |
|---|---|---|
| Makes the whole room laugh | ✔ | ✕ |
| Doubles as Christmas decor | ✔ | ✕ |
| The gift everyone steals | ✔ | ✕ |
| Gets a reaction every pull | ✔ | ✕ |
| Holds tissues | ✔ | ✔ |
Same tissues. Way better delivery.
The gag gift that wins white elephant 🎁
Everybody laughs when it's unwrapped, everybody tries to steal it, and it actually gets used all season. Grab two and keep one for yourself.
🎅 The dad who "wants nothing"
💼 The office gift exchange
👵 Grandma (she laughs hardest)
🧦 Anyone's stocking
😇 Cheeky, not dirty
It's a cartoon Santa with his pants down and a tissue. That's the whole joke. Kids think it's hilarious and grandparents laugh the hardest.
It's a decoration and tissue holder, not a toy for children under 3.
Common questions
How big is Santa?
He's a big, huggable plush made to sit on a car console, desk or coffee table where everyone can see him. His exact size is listed in the product description.
Does it come with tissues?
Santa works with a regular pack of soft tissues. Slide one in through the opening on his belly, pull the first tissue through, and he's ready.
How do I refill him?
Open him up, slide in a new pack of tissues and pull the first one through. Takes about ten seconds.
Can I keep him in the car?
Yep. He rides great on the center console or in the back seat, and he's always the first thing passengers notice.
Is it okay for a family Christmas?
Totally. It's a cartoon Santa butt and a tissue: PG funny. It's the gift the whole family ends up fighting over.
How do I clean it?
Spot clean with a damp cloth and let him air dry.
How fast does it ship?
Orders are processed within 1–3 business days, and you'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.
How do I reach you?
Email us any time from the Contact page and we'll get back to you within 24 hours.
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